for real!
i can't assume liability if i'm juggling balls and accidently drop one of yours- and/or bite down too hard and/or accidentally step on and squash something somewhere-i don't have insurance for that sort of thing;) hahahahaahaha
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be a kitten and work with me. pretty please?
if you don't wanna fill out the form, at least read it and email me what you can.
CONTACT ME
DROP ME A LINE
until we get to know one another, email only please.
Please fill in the form to speed up the process of verification.
Screening and discretion is of the utmost importance to me
I only ask this information in order to verify that you are who you say you are.
This provides for a safe and secure friendship:)
It would be very irresponsible of me to just pick up and meet a complete stranger because they say they're safe.
honestly! if you get a cold vibe from me, it's because you haven't assured me that you're not interested in meeting me for any reason other than fucking my day up by arresting, beating, killing or otherwise taking advantage of me. of course, if you have other legitimate ways of letting me know you're cool, please do so:)
check me out here
i accept p411 client members!!
If you are requesting an appointment, please include your
name, age, phone number, email address, preferred date and time.
also include references of other providers that you have met.
if you are verified on P411 please list your id. P411 members with references receive priority
honestly! i won't waste your time if you don't waste mine! please don't make me ask you repeatedly for your info.
Missy